Okay, here it is...my Death & Insanity page. This page is dedicated to all of those amusing euphemisms for being dead or crazy. We'll start with crazy, since it's the most fun. If you have one (or more) to add, please fill out the short form below, and leave your name or I can't give you proper credit.

• Nucking Futs
• One green maraschino cherry short of a fruitcake
• A few bricks shy of a load
• Not playing with a full deck
• A few sandwiches short of a picnic
• Their elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
• The porch light's on, but no one is home
• Off his/her rocker
• Not quite all there
• Lost their marbles
• 2 palm trees short of an oasis (From a Terry Pratchett book)
• A burger short of a Happy Meal (Maralily)
• Somethin' ain't stirrin' the Kool-Aid (Maralily's grandma)
• Touched (Olak)
• 2 colors short of a rainbow (snowman)
• Over the rainbow (Ralph)
• One beer shy of a six-pack (rgoodwn)
• Knitting with only one needle (kimberkid)

Anonymous contributors

• Got all the furniture, but in the wrong rooms
• All systems go, but going in different directions
• Out of his mind (Can't believe I missed that one.)
• A few seesaws short of a playground
• Out to lunch
• One fry short of a happy meal
• Half a bubble off plumb
• Double parked in the Twilight Zone
• Has a kink in his hose
• Eating with one chopstick
• Not a through street
• Not wrapped too tight
• Strange toys in the attic

• Pushing up daisies
• Six feet under
• Maggot feast
• Metabolically challenged (giatai)
• Worm food (Maralily)
• Bought the farm (Thanis)
• Shuffled off this mortal coil (Thanis)
• Kicked the bucket (Thanis)
• Passed on (litpho)
• Taking a dirt nap (snowman)
• Gone to a better world (Marissa)

Anonymous contributors

• Flushed from the planet earth
• To blink for an exceptionally long time (this person also suggested watching Patch Adams for more)